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Question: What is position 301 and do I need surgery to be able to perform it?

 

Answer: Position 301 is the most complex sex position ever invented. It is estimated that 36.2% of all attempts to try this deviant act end in death. Despite this it ranks 9th in The Lazy Sod's Guide to Sex, top ten sex positions of kinky sex - refer to our kinky sex guide. You are correct - extensive surgery is required before the sex act can be performed. It also involves an elephant, 12 humans, 20 tubs of butter, extensive mechanical equiemant, a large water tank and of course a particular type of crane. Enjoy and have fun.

 

The Type BR211 Mk 11 crane required to perform position 301.

 

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