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Question: What is the difference between having an orgasm and having heartburn?

 

Answer: Heartburn is when acid from the stomach is forced past the gastric sphincter into the esophagus where it burns as the esophagus is not as well protected as the stomach. treatments are H2 receptor antagonists and proton pump inhibitors, or mylanta - actually reacts with acid and forms salts. thus stopping further damage. An orgasm is exactly the same.
 

The heart - one of the main muscles used in creating the orgasm. When the heart desires someone a great deal, as in lust, the heart is said to burn with desire. During orgasm this burning is at its greatest.

 

 

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