The Lazy Sod's Guide to Sex

The Lazy Sod's Agony Aunt

- Let our lazy agony aunt fix out all your love and sex problems. -

Question: I get a sore ear when giving my boyfriend a blowjob - what am I doing wrong?

Answer: There could be a number of reasons for this:

1) You are sucking rather than blowing.

2) You are putting his cock in your ear rather than in your mouth.

3) He is pulling on your ears to force his cock in deeper

4) You have Hypermyopheshia and are probably dead by now.