The Lazy Sod's Guide to Sex

The Lazy Sod's Agony Aunt

- Let our lazy agony aunt fix out all your love and sex problems. -

Question: Is it okay to fall in love with a sheep?

Answer: It is very normal to fall in love with a sheep. Just be careful for they are very jealous creatures and will be most upset if you get caught shagging her best friend.

Best presents to give a sheep: Grass, marijuana or wacky-backy.

Best Places for that first date: Movie - Silence of the Lambs.

Worst Places for that first date: A butcher's shop. Abattoir.