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Choosing a Chick
There are a huge number of
not-completely-gross women for you to choose from. In fact with
3,313,777,115 chicks in the world it’s going to be hard fitting them all
in (metaphorically speaking). But each nationality has its own etiquette
of romance so be wary in your wooing!
Indian Women:
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set date for the
wedding.
Third date: Receive dowry of
ten sheep.
Honeymoon: Meet your wife.
Aaaarrgh!!
First Anniversary: Bugger the
sheep.
English Women:
First date: Get a kiss.
Second date: Get a quick grope.
Honeymoon: Have sex - fully
clothed and with the lights out.
Brazilian Women:
First date: Kiss passionately.
Second date: Grope
passionately.
Honeymoon: Discover she is a
he.
Irish Women:
First Date: You both get drunk
and shag.
Second Date: You both get drunk
and shag.
Honeymoon: You both get drunk
and shag.
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