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Sex Facts

Every day, 200 million couples around the world have sex. The average session lasts 30 minutes so, at any moment, there are 4 million couples shagging. With all that friction it’s no wonder global warming is destroying our planet.

Married couples in their 20s have sex an average of 4.5 times per week. Occasionally it’s with each other.

A vigorous sex session burns off the calories of one pint of beer. So you can easily maintain your weight simply by shagging eight times a day.

The female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the endorphins released), so don’t let her get away with that ‘headache’ excuse ever again.

 

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