The Lazy Sod's Guide to Sex

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Why Sheep Make Perfect Lovers

Sheep don’t mind that you are puke-inducingly ugly.

Sheep don’t expect marriage just because of one lousy shag.

Sheep don’t worry about their reputations.

Sheep never ask, "Do you love me?"

Sheep don’t throw out your collection of Razzle.

Sheep don't care if you screw their sisters.