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Question: Do prostitutes have a standard charge for performing sex?

 

Answer: Yes - see table below

Service Ugly Prostitute

 Average Prostitute

 Good Looking Prostitute
Blow Job £10 £20 £40
Suck Job £5 £10 £18.75
Suck and Blow Dry £22 £19 £58 + VAT
Quarter Sex £33 £44 £59
Half Sex £61 £80 £101
Full Sex £80 + AIDS £120 + VD £150 + Condom
Use of whip £1 / hit £2 / hit £4 / hit
Use of Ice Cream Deduct £2 Add £0.66 Add £12
 

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