The Lazy Sod's Guide to Sex

The Lazy Sod's Agony Aunt

- Let our lazy agony aunt fix out all your love and sex problems. -

Question: I can only get an erection when watching good football – what should I do?

Answer: Avoid watching East Stirling, Barnet, Clydebank and Wrexham.

SoreEar the donkey watches Clydebank FC (The Bankies) as they beat East Kilbride 4-1

Do not try this at home if you want to have a good sex life.